Deer Hunting Quotes

2 guys go hunting and get lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, the fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to the other guy, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
- Deer Hunting Jokes