Have you ever heard of "The Oyster Strike Force" or the "Crab Task Force." Of course not...but this is a part of the elite special forces of the Louisiana Department Wildlife and Fisheries. I was wondering how bad you have to screw up to get assinged to such a mission.

Now I know you are envisioning Black helicopters swooping in on Holly Beach, while rapelling commandos of the OSF gun down little oyster guys trying to make it back to the surf. (Oh where is a cartoonist when I need one) But this is a real outfit of high notiriety, with a long line of trophy chef hats from outlaw Cajun resturants to prove it.

Special High Intensity Training is the by word for the Crab Task Force, and we don't know what exactly these guys do, but we do know two things. If they tell what they do, they must commit suicide, "Understanable" while many have been seen wearing the Silver Wings of an Airbourne Gynocoligist. The API however did release a short statement that witnesses say The CTF rangers were involved in a recent raid on the House of the Rising Sun Resort, in New Orleans. It is unknown how many crabs were confiscated as illegal seafood.

Yes, hats off to the boys in the Black helicopters that patrol our beaches,  and protect our fine diners from illegal chefs, and other things far too secret to mention....Pass it on