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Last Post 29 Jul 2008 11:21 AM by Porknbeans. 7 Replies.
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21 Jul 2008 03:01 PM

    When setting up my profile on the site I wanted to come up with a funny or cool form signature and coldn't think of a one.   Share your funny signatures here:

    If a Man Speaks in the Forest and There Is No Woman Around to Hear Him – Is He Still Wrong
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    21 Jul 2008 03:11 PM

    Here is a few I like (They are not all realted to hunting but pretty good none the less):

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is hunting.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    Work is for people who don't know how to hunt.

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

     

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    21 Jul 2008 03:17 PM

    I like this signature. In fact, I think I'll add it to my profile:

    As a matter of fact...I do hunt like a girl!

    As a matter of fact... I do hunt like a girl!
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    21 Jul 2008 04:05 PM
    Here is another one I like:

    "I'd rather be hunting with Dick Cheney ....Then driving with a Kennedy!
    As a matter of fact... I do hunt like a girl!
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    21 Jul 2008 04:11 PM

    Here are a few of my favorites:

    • Fire up the gril cuz huntin' aint catch and release
    • My favorite color is camo
    • Gut Deer?
    • Hunters will do anything for a buck
    • Older the Buck The stiffer the horn
    • There is a great place for all God's creatures...right next to the potatos and gravy!
    • I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy
    • We interrupt this marriage to birng you hunting season

    and my all time favorite:

    Vegitarian-  Indian word for "lousy hunter"

    IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM
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    21 Jul 2008 04:19 PM
    Great topic. I've seen a few of these as bumper stickers and T shirts but never as forum signatures. Here are a few I like that I don't think have been mentioned:

    What happens at the hunting camp...stays at the hunting camp

    Shoot First...Aim later

    Annoy a liberal ... buy a gun

    PETA- People eating tasty animals

    If guns kill people then spoons made Rossie O'Donnall fat!

    Survival rule number 23- You don't need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun your hunting partner.

    The second amendment: America's original homeland security

    Vegetables aren't food...food eats vegtables
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    28 Jul 2008 05:11 PM
    Hey Matt,

    I love the sig:

    Vegitarian- Indian word for "lousy hunter"

    I think I might steel it if you don't mind.
    Vegetarian- Indian word for "lousy hunter"
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    29 Jul 2008 11:21 AM

    Great thread.  Here's a few that I've found that I like:

     

    Honest honey this is the last gun I will ever need.

     

    Sometimes I shoot birds, fewer times they fall.

     

    Gun control isn't about guns...it's about CONTROL.

     

    The truth of the matter is you always know the right thing to do the hard part is doing it.
    General H. Norman Schwarzkopf

     

     

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